These people are cramazing. What did they do with their time off today? Made this amazing sign. Shark Week at Bonneville!
Shark Week at Bonneville Salt Flats
How to Ride Bitch (A Guide for Men)
This video is pure gold. “Riding on the back of another man’s motorcycle can be a dangerous threat to one’s manhood. Commonly known as ‘riding bitch;’.”
For men that may need to hitch a ride with a brofriend, this 1960s throwback instructional video from Alex Vivian and Cris Balmaceda is both informative, and hilarious. Here’s a few highlights- never look your rider in the eye, give a good 10 cm gap between rider’s back and passenger’s balls, and most definitely do not massage the rider.
Here’s a breakdown of the nut-to-butt riding positions that are ‘allowed’.
The Meerkat
The Teapot
The Rodeo
The Siamese Twins – “back to back you’ve never looked more manly!”
“Ahhh, motorcycles- two wheels straight to a woman’s heart.”
Take a minute and watch-
HOW TO RIDE BITCH from Alex Vivian on Vimeo.
Starring Sean Keenan, Simon Carr, Ashleigh Wesseling, and Hannah Varland. I wish more motorcycle videos were like this. So good.
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Posted on July 15, 2015 in News & Features by Alicia Mariah Elfving