
This video is pure gold. “Riding on the back of another man’s motorcycle can be a dangerous threat to one’s manhood. Commonly known as ‘riding bitch;’.”
For men that may need to hitch a ride with a brofriend, this 1960s throwback instructional video from Alex Vivian and Cris Balmaceda is both informative, and hilarious. Here’s a few highlights- never look your rider in the eye, give a good 10 cm gap between rider’s back and passenger’s balls, and most definitely do not massage the rider.
Here’s a breakdown of the nut-to-butt riding positions that are ‘allowed’.
The Meerkat

The Teapot

The Rodeo

The Siamese Twins – “back to back you’ve never looked more manly!”

“Ahhh, motorcycles- two wheels straight to a woman’s heart.”

Take a minute and watch-
HOW TO RIDE BITCH from Alex Vivian on Vimeo.
Starring Sean Keenan, Simon Carr, Ashleigh Wesseling, and Hannah Varland. I wish more motorcycle videos were like this. So good.
We boot-scooted, we boogied, we hosted a worldwide reveal, we tore it up on e-bikes, we had makers workshops, we gave away a bunch of amazing gear and gizmos… you know… normal Women’s Moto Show goodness! Three whole days of awesome entertainment surrounded by a bunch of the coolest motorcycling women I know.
Tags: 1960s, comedy, funny, how to ride bitch, lol, nut to butt, parody, passenger, retro, video
Posted on July 15, 2015 in News & Features by Alicia Mariah Elfving