A goodbye to my friend Jessi Combs— educator, welder and fabricator, land speed record holder, motorcycle builder, TV show host, off-road racer, Queen of the Hammers, beautiful, bad ass, intelligent woman.
Sassy Parking Ticket Booklet
An amazing booklet of 20 not-so-politically-correct-but-hilarious parking “tickets” to doll out as you please. My favorite-
“The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would’ve pulled out.” Plus other zingers including, “Hope you’re better between the sheets than you are between the lines.”
Some are a little less clever, but still a nice passive aggressive “f*** you, buddy.”
“I used to park like this. Then I turned 6.” Classic.
You can buy them on Amazon: Parking Tickets for Those That Have Crossed the Line for about $6.
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Posted on March 4, 2014 in Motorcycles by Alicia Mariah Elfving