An amazing booklet of 20 not-so-politically-correct-but-hilarious parking “tickets” to doll out as you please. My favorite- “The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would’ve pulled out.” Plus other zingers including, “Hope you’re better between the sheets than you are between the lines.” Some are a little less clever, but still a nice passive aggressive “f*** you, buddy.” “I used to park like this. Then I turned 6.” Classic. You can buy them on Amazon: Parking Tickets for Those That Have Crossed the Line for about $6. ☣ [ more… Continue Reading »
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Sassy Parking Ticket Booklet
An amazing booklet of 20 not-so-politically-correct-but-hilarious parking “tickets” to doll out as you please. My favorite- “The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would’ve pulled out.” Plus other zingers including, “Hope you’re better between the sheets than you are between the lines.” Some are a little less clever, but still a nice passive aggressive “f*** you, buddy.” “I used to park like this. Then I turned 6.” Classic. You can buy them on Amazon: Parking Tickets for Those That Have Crossed the Line for about $6. ☣ [ more… Continue Reading »
To Protect and Swerve? Police Officers & Motorcycle Accidents
Protecting yourself isn’t just about a helmet, gear with proper armor, or real rider training… I witness us two wheeled travelers arguing about helmet laws, lane splitting, and so many other I saw a video on youtube yesterday that really made me sick to my stomach- it was footage from a rider’s helmet cam that showed him slowing in traffic to allow a car to merge followed by him being rear ended by a police officer. The shocking part? The officer then ripped him a new one, yelling about how he was… Continue Reading »
Dear World: There’s a Human Under the Helmet!
A Letter to Car Drivers
Now that I have calmed down from my outrage I would like to write a note to cars everywhere. Hello, car drivers. We call you cagers, for the most part. Why? Because you’re in your little bubble acting like everyone else doesn’t exist and the only thing in the entire universe going on is you getting to wherever the hell it is you’re going. [Photo: Jeremy Brooks] You don’t have to be riding a motorcycle to realize this, especially after you’ve spent a fair amount of time in the seat of one. You… Continue Reading »